Welcome to the Sauce-iety!
Join the most ex-sauce-ive club on the internet. We'll Worcestershire way into your heart (and pantry) with mysterious brown liquids from around the globe!
Cancel anytime - We won't be salty about it!
Join the most ex-sauce-ive club on the internet. We'll Worcestershire way into your heart (and pantry) with mysterious brown liquids from around the globe!
Cancel anytime - We won't be salty about it!
Choose how often you want to get sauced. Monthly for the brave, quarterly for the cautious, annually for the committed!
Like magic, but browner! Each month brings a new mystery bottle of fermented fish juice and tamarind goodness.
Armed with obscure sauce knowledge, annoy your friends by pronouncing it "WUSS-ter-sher" at every opportunity!
This month's sauce comes from a secretive artisan collective in Shropshire. Is it Worcestershire? Is it something more mysterious? The fermented anchovy notes suggest authenticity, but the complexity keeps you guessing. What we DO know is it's brown, it's tangy, and it's been aging since the Beatles were still together!
Our team consists of Dave from accounting who once went to Worcester, and Sarah who can pronounce "Worcestershire" correctly 3 out of 10 times. We scour garage sales, estate auctions, and questionable internet forums to find bottles of brown liquid that MIGHT be Worcestershire sauce.
Each box includes a liability waiver, a guide to local emergency rooms, and recipes we found on the back of napkins. Plus, you'll get access to our exclusive Facebook group where members share survival stories and compare hospital bills!
90% of our sauces come from independent craftspeople's private collections. These master fermenters have been perfecting their craft since the 1970s, creating unique flavor profiles that defy explanation. Your subscription supports their continued experiments in umami excellence.
"I can now pronounce Worcestershire correctly! Still can't taste anything after last month's 'Midnight Mystery Batch,' but hey, small victories!"
- Sarah M., survivor since 2023"My friends no longer invite me to dinner parties, but I have 47 bottles of brown liquid in my pantry. Living the dream!"
- James L., annual subscriber (pray for him)"Gave this as a gift to my mother-in-law. She hasn't spoken to me since. 10/10 would recommend!"
- Maria K., genius gift-giver