Welcome to the Sauce-iety!
Join the most ex-sauce-ive club on the internet. We'll Worcestershire way into your heart (and pantry) with mysterious brown liquids from around the globe!
Cancel anytime - We won't be salty about it!
Join the most ex-sauce-ive club on the internet. We'll Worcestershire way into your heart (and pantry) with mysterious brown liquids from around the globe!
Cancel anytime - We won't be salty about it!
Choose how often you want to get sauced. Monthly for the brave, quarterly for the cautious, annually for the committed!
Like magic, but browner! Each month brings a new mystery bottle of fermented fish juice and tamarind goodness.
Armed with obscure sauce knowledge, annoy your friends by pronouncing it "WUSS-ter-sher" at every opportunity!
This month's sauce comes from Uncle Nigel's garage in Shropshire. Is it Worcestershire? Is it motor oil? The fermented anchovy notes suggest the former, but we can't be 100% sure. What we DO know is it's brown, it's tangy, and it's been aging since the Beatles were still together!
Our team consists of Dave from accounting who once went to Worcester, and Sarah who can pronounce "Worcestershire" correctly 3 out of 10 times. We scour garage sales, estate auctions, and questionable internet forums to find bottles of brown liquid that MIGHT be Worcestershire sauce.
Each box includes a liability waiver, a guide to local emergency rooms, and recipes we found on the back of napkins. Plus, you'll get access to our exclusive Facebook group where members share survival stories and compare hospital bills!
90% of our sauces come from Uncle Nigel's extensive garage collection. He's been fermenting things since 1973 and only some of them have achieved sentience. Your subscription helps him afford new buckets and keeps him from selling to the government.
"I can now pronounce Worcestershire correctly! Still can't taste anything after last month's 'Nigel's Nightmare Batch,' but hey, small victories!"
- Sarah M., survivor since 2023"My friends no longer invite me to dinner parties, but I have 47 bottles of brown liquid in my pantry. Living the dream!"
- James L., annual subscriber (pray for him)"Gave this as a gift to my mother-in-law. She hasn't spoken to me since. 10/10 would recommend!"
- Maria K., genius gift-giver