Revenge Is a Dish Best Served... Brown

Finally, a socially acceptable way to punish your enemies with mysterious fermented liquids. Gift subscriptions now available for frenemies, terrible bosses, and that neighbor who keeps stealing your packages.

Choose Your Weapon of Sauce Destruction

The Passive Aggressive

$74.97/3 months
  • 3 months of confusion
  • Anonymous sender option
  • Includes "Thinking of You" card
  • Perfect for minor offenses
  • Plausible deniability included

The Nuclear Option

$239.88/year
  • Full year of sauce terrorism
  • Escalating intensity each month
  • Starts mild, ends with Uncle Nigel's worst
  • Includes restraining order templates
  • Free "I'm Sorry" card for month 12
  • Witness protection program info

Perfect For These Special Occasions

Bad Breakups

"They said it wasn't me, it was them. Now it's definitely them... and 12 bottles of Uncle Nigel's finest."

Office Secret Santa

"Karen from accounting will never steal my lunch again. Month 3 hit different."

Family Feuds

"My brother knows what he did. Now he also knows what Worcestershire sauce from 1987 tastes like."

Revenge Success Stories

"Sent this to my ex. They texted me after month 2. We're talking again. Not sure if this is revenge or therapy?"

- Anonymous Avenger

"My roommate played music at 3am for a year. Now they get sauce at 3am via delivery notification. Balance restored."

- Sleep Deprived No More

"Gave this to myself to seem mysterious. Now my neighbors think I have a stalker. 10/10 for drama."

- Self-Sauced in Seattle